Can't own nonsense
in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire any useless matter during residing within Ohio. No waste to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to possess any rubbish in the state of. No garbage to be found around here, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk within OH.
Sadly, I lack the capability to have any junk during the time living within the borders of the Buckeye State. No waste to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am lacking even a trace of feces inside OH.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to have any crap while located in Ohio. No waste to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack
the ability to own a single feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am unable to acquire any garbage while residing inside the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have any of excrement inside Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to acquire any waste while residing within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in this area, unfortunately. I can't possess even a trace of waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am incapable to possess the slightest bit of waste while residing inside Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly. I don't have any dung within the great state of Ohio.
dml on Twitter cant have shit in ohio
