lack the capacity to obtain garbage within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire any valueless matter while residing within the great state of. No junk for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't obtain any rubbish within Ohio. No garbage to be found around here, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of Ohio.
Alas, I lack the capability to acquire any junk whilst residing within the borders of the Buckeye State. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am missing even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have a single rubbish while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available within Ohio, regrettably. I lack the ability to have even a speck of excrement within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am unable to possess
even the smallest amount of crap while living within the state
of Ohio. No waste
for me, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to possess even a single excrement while residing within the state of Ohio. No waste available here, sadly. I have no means to possess the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to acquire any nonsense whilst staying in Ohio. No nonsense for me, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ on Twitter Can’t have shit in Ohio