haven't got the ability to possess crap in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to obtain a single useless material while staying inside
Ohio. No junk for me, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I can't have a single dung in the state of. There is no crap available in this region, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the ability to obtain even the smallest speck of junk while staying within the Buckeye State. No garbage available in these parts, sadly. I am missing even a trace of dung in Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to possess even a tiny bit of junk while located in Ohio. No nonsense to be found around here, regrettably. I lack the ability to own a single feces in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am constrained to possess even the smallest amount of waste while living within the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of feces within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to obtain any excrement during living in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, sadly. I can't possess the tiniest amount of
material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to possess even a single nonsense whilst living in Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of dung within the great state of Ohio.
