Can't obtain junk in the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire any useless material whilst living within Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to have any rubbish in Ohio. No waste available around here, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't possess the capability to possess even the smallest speck of waste whilst residing
within the enchanting state of. No junk to be found in these parts, sadly. I am without even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to possess any nonsense while located in Ohio. No waste available in this area, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have even a speck of substance within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am constrained to acquire any crap while residing in the state of Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, alas. I don't
have any of substance in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame
it is that I can't to acquire the slightest bit of feces whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No garbage available in Ohio, sadly. I am unable to possess even
a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am powerless to have any nonsense whilst living in Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of feces inside the great state of Ohio.
